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Farm

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Plant it. Walk away. Come home richer.

A cozy idle farm that lives entirely in your terminal. Your SSH key is the whole account — no install, no password, no sign-up. Crops keep time while you are gone, and nothing ever punishes you for being away.

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★ FARM ★Live screen · the real terminal UI

This isn't a web game — it's a recording of the real thing, running on a sped-up clock. Crops grow, ripen and re-sow themselves; coins tick up. To actually play, you copy one command into any terminal. That's the whole install.

01

Plant

Drop a seed on any plot. Turnips in a minute, Voidlotus in twelve hours — patience pays, so the slow crops pay the most.

02

Walk away

Close the lid. The simulation is pure and deterministic, so it computes exactly what grew while you were gone — down to the second.

03

Come home richer

Reconnect to a quiet little world glad to see you: ripe fields, gift parcels at the gate, and a Welcome-Back tally.

LOCAL FARMER REPORTS UNUSUALLY LARGE TURNIPWEATHER: MILD WITH A CHANCE OF MOONBERRIESMARKET DAY DECLARED — SEED PRICES TUMBLEBUYERS FLOCK TO REGION AS BUMPER DEMAND HITSWARM FRONT SWEEPS VALLEY — CROPS RACE TO RIPENPARCEL DELIVERY UP ACROSS THE COUNTYFULL MOON TONIGHT — LUNAR CROPS SHINE BRIGHTERCROW SPOTTED NEAR FENCE LINE, FARMERS UNFAZEDLOCAL FARMER REPORTS UNUSUALLY LARGE TURNIPWEATHER: MILD WITH A CHANCE OF MOONBERRIESMARKET DAY DECLARED — SEED PRICES TUMBLEBUYERS FLOCK TO REGION AS BUMPER DEMAND HITSWARM FRONT SWEEPS VALLEY — CROPS RACE TO RIPENPARCEL DELIVERY UP ACROSS THE COUNTYFULL MOON TONIGHT — LUNAR CROPS SHINE BRIGHTERCROW SPOTTED NEAR FENCE LINE, FARMERS UNFAZED

Seed almanac

The field guide

Twelve crops, sorted slowest-growing last. Profit-per-second climbs the longer the wait — the patient farmer wins. Fast crops settle quick, slow crops bank fortunes, and risky crops gamble part of the harvest.

Turnip

fast

The humble sixty-second turnip. Where every farm begins.

Grows1 min
Seed5¢
Sells9¢

Unlock: Starter

Carrot

fast

Four quiet minutes underground for a tidy little return.

Grows4 min
Seed14¢
Sells32¢

Unlock: Starter

Emberwheat

fast

Ten minutes to a field of warm gold. The reborn farmer's bread and butter.

Grows10 min
Seed120¢
Sells190¢

Unlock: Rebirth ×1

Glimmercorn

risky

Kernels catch the light like coins — when the cobs don't shatter.

Grows15 min
Seed40¢
Sells150¢

25% fail · Unlock: Earn 500

Sunroot

fast

Twenty minutes of stored sunlight. Fast money for a seasoned farm.

Grows20 min
Seed400¢
Sells560¢

Unlock: Rebirth ×3

Thunderpod

risky

Half an hour of crackle. A quarter split open, the rest pay handsomely.

Grows30 min
Seed200¢
Sells520¢

28% fail · Unlock: Rebirth ×2

Pumpkin

slow

An hour in the patch swells it fat and orange. No surprises, just heft.

Grows1 hr
Seed80¢
Sells440¢

Unlock: Starter

Moonberry

risky

Risky to grow, but a full moon pays fifteen percent more for every berry.

Grows2 hr
Seed350¢
Sells1,300¢

30% fail · Unlock: Rebirth ×1

Frostplum

slow

Four hours of cold sets the fruit and the price. Best left overnight.

Grows4 hr
Seed900¢
Sells2,700¢

Unlock: Rebirth ×2

Starfruit

slow

Eight patient hours. Cuts into five perfect points and sells like one.

Grows8 hr
Seed600¢
Sells4,800¢

Unlock: Earn 2,000

Voidlotus

slow

Twelve hours to bloom once at midnight. The patient farmer's crown jewel.

Grows12 hr
Seed2000¢
Sells14,000¢

Unlock: Rebirth ×3

Dewmelon

slow

A glasshouse giant. Plant it before bed; wake to ten thousand coins.

Grows12 hr
Seed1200¢
Sells10,000¢

Unlock: Greenhouse

More than "an idle game"

What's under the hood

The Market

Fertilizer and Merchant's Scale buff a whole run. Hardier Strains de-risk your gambling crops. Buy a Scarecrow to chase off crows, rabbits and moles — and bank their bounty.

Land & the Greenhouse

Grow from 3 starting plots to 10, then raise a glass Greenhouse for +6 and a 16-plot homestead full of exotic crops like the Dewmelon.

Per-plot automation

Buy auto-harvest and auto-sow on individual plots so the field runs itself — pick the crop it replants, then leave it humming while you work.

Rebirth → Starseeds

Reset a mature run for Starseeds (a square-root prestige curve) and spend them in the StarShop on permanent boosts: Rich Soil, Market Haggling, Gift Magnet, Stargazer's Almanac.

Live little moments

Market Day, Bumper Demand and Warm Front events. Gift parcels at the gate. 1-in-100 golden harvests worth 100×. A 28-day moon that makes Moonberries shine. Lucky finds in the soil.

Kind by design

No install, no password — your SSH key is the account. A skippable tutorial, a mercy-plant when you're broke, and a promise the game never punishes you for being away.

Free to play, honestly funded

One command.
No funnel.

The whole game is a string you can paste into any terminal. It costs almost nothing to run, and donations are the coin slot that keeps it online — never a guilt screen.

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